And on that note I’m going to bed.
kingdeathwarrior-blake-stromwind:
….dead
I am dead.
fav*rarrr, rarity
Spike: yes master…@__@
I’m ready for it! *laughs*((Dead))
Okay… Just loose the rubber, and I’m up…
Yer not a boy :p
That’s why^
But she said cowboy, gosh, she’s obviously not talkin tah you ((And it occurs to me that this isn’t really what I tend to reblog, but I did it once now, so it’s not like it wouldn’t be the first thing on my page anyway….))
Well if you ever change your mind my offer will still stand.
*Licks her lips as she watches Celestia go* Princess Celestis herself… If I wasn’t so hungry right now I would so be trying to tap that…
Maybe you'd like to come be my secretary? I have lots of paperwork I'd rather not do myself...
More charity from people who think they’re better then me? Maybe I’d like to just eat you and be done with it. Maybe I’d like to have sex with you, THEN eat you. Maybe my mother will stop hating me just because I’m only half pony and a bastard. No Princess… Maybe you should take your charity somewhere else. Unless you’re planning to be charitable with your body that is…
You have no job? Is that all you need? What sort of work do you do? I may be able to help you... Other then by just giving you my blood that is.
*Stops drinking and licks Celestia’s neck* I was a secretary. The secretary to the Mayor of Ponyville. But I couldn’t stand to look at her any longer, so I quit. I even moved out of the nice apartment she was paying for because I wouldn’t take her charity. Now I’ve just been lurking in basements and under pony’s beds…
